I don't know why Nikke posted this a couple of days ago and then deleted the post, but it's just too incredible for me not to republish. Apparently some guy in Hollywood that is writing a movie script (who isn't?) met some girl on the street, got her number, and left these two voice mails which she promptly published on the Internets. Put simply, this guy is saying practically everything imaginable that if continued for more than a day or two would almost certainly result in a restraining order and a gift card good for one free therapy session.
As it is, two messages are apparently enough for Internet infamy -- this MP3 is only two minutes long so do yourself a favor and be entertained for the rest of the day.